Fans Throwing Stuff At Bands!

Youtube kicks ass! why? because one of the many reasons its brought so much awesomeness to the internet is the fact that anyone that has a video of a bottle throwing incident (for example) could post it online... the following are some of my favorite videos:


1. "Nice Throw Faggot" - Idiot attempts to be awesome by throwing a bottle at Mr.Randy Blythe, but obviously fails miserably.





2. Marlyn Manson is demented, thats all I gotta say, coz Manson just totally fucked with the guy's brain.




Marlyn Manson gets hit with a bottle this time, once again he doesnt ask anyone to beat up who did it.




But when every time he mentions to the fan that he doesnt want to be "that guy", it becomes stupid, lame and full of douchebagery ... I'm glad am not that shit-stick on stage (oh yea this is another manson clip) not a favorite ... just to show you how it transcended with me from enjoying Manson clips to quickly despising his crap (similar to his music)




This time he actually gets the guy on stage (Mother-Fuck Manson has got to be one of the most hated people on the planet)





Anywho back to the list

3. Here's how the awesome Finnish eye-lined veteran Alexi Laiho deals with idiotic bottle throwers:



Exactly ... he didnt GIVE A FUCK!



4. Portugal Hates Nickelback...Proof? (this time people are throwing rocks)



Wooh!.. Rock N' Roll Baby! ... hate em or love em, walking off stage while giving the crowd the finger, is fucking AWESOME!



5. Wanna see how an EMO singer would handle a bottle being thrown at him, well lets see how Panic At The Disco's Frontman took care of business.




Slit wrist?



6. My Chemical Romance, picked the wrong festival to attempt to gain popularity.




7. Kurt Cobain does a stage dive, and ends up fighting with a security guard...(but the always awesome Dave Grohl jumps in for the rescue)



Man if that security guard got his hands on Kurt, well....



8. Alright this is a very bad quality video of Matt Heafy kicking out a kid from one of the Trivium shows... "dont hurt him, dont hurt him"





9. This is how Corpsegrinder of the MOTHER FUCKING BRUTAL DEATH FUCKING METAL band CANNIBAL "FUCKING" CORPSE handles this FUCKING shit !



"I'll fucking kill you, I dont give a fuck" ... I'd LOVE to see Matt Heafy throw a bottle at Corpsegrinder and see how that unfolds... CANNIBAL FUCKING CORPSE !!!!!!!


To end this I'd like to remind everyone that the mainstream has the worst shit EVER caught on tape and the best thing about it, the news kicks those victims the most when their down, here's a friendly reminder of what Ashlee Simpson did on SNL and on the half time Superbowl show a few years back. (I still think, a Simpsons Sister sex tape would be a global hit)






In conclusion ... Randy Blythe is the shit, Cannibal Corpse are the true meaning of brutality, I'm suspicious about Trivium turning EMO, while EMOs are the true definition of douche bags.... did I mention that Randy Blythe is the shit?

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