"Off Topic" Metal Idol ? Superbowl Commercials and more !

Alright its been a while since I wrote a "Off Topic" post, so here's a new one for all you bored Mother F'ers to have a go at !


First up !

Metal Idol ? Rockstar? or Complete Idiot ?

Well not really, but shows like American Idol and a ton of other spin off shows have had the occasional audition ... now the first time I came across one of those videos it was from the Polish version of the show, and the guy that auditioned was a long haired death metal growler.

I respect the idea that these guys have balls to pop up for a audition (some of them actually went in to fuck with Simon ... although it was an emo screaming dude)

Alright lets start this up with the Death Growler from the Polish Idol auditions:





Hmmm...


Alright so the next guy is a Black Metalist, who auditioned for Starmania (Austria) well lets just say the guy needs a good amount of practice and air.





See what I mean about the dude needing some air :P ?


On with the show,

Swedish Superstar ? Nope Swedish idiot !
This guy auditioned for the show by performing "Dragostea din tei" the song made famous again by Gary Brolsma "The Numa Numa Guy"... this is too funny, the moronic'ness tells it all.





Well ?


This next dude, auditioned for American Idol by performing, "Die, Die, My Darling" which was originally by horror punk legends The Misfits !

The guy has the energy to shock your nutts right outta the sack thats for sure, but vocals ? you be the judge.





Alright so here's another interesting one, THE SCREAMO DUDE WITH SEMI-NUTTS !

This guy says the only reason he tried to get on the show was to mess around with the judges (specifically Simone, obviously) well it sorta back fired on him, he got a ton of lash outs from supposedly tr00 hardcore kids (who also watch the show, yup that doesnt mean they are as lame as he is)on messageboards and what not... He's Too Hardcore For Yall !






Yup the kid is too hardcore for American Idol, wonder if he got any atomic wedgeys on the way out.


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Alright on with some more "Off Topic" videos...

The Superbowl is over, and The Pittsburgh Steelers owned all this year (I dont watch that much Football, apart from the occasional game in the background)

The commercials always kick ass, and always tend to create a buzz afterward (like Candice Michelle's Godaddy.com commercial a few years back, and The Miller Lite Girls Cat Fight *Starts Daydreaming, uhhh catfight*)

Well Youtube posted all the commercials, so that you bored slackers could go over and vote.
I dont know about voting, but here's my favorites out of the bunch anyway:


Bud Light Meeting:

Office meeting goes wrong, when one employee proposes an unforgivable idea.




I dont see another way to handle such a disaster hahaha.



Free Doritos

Hahaha.




When Roadies Rule The World

The Ad is actually titled "What If" Roadies Ruled The World, but its just a matter of time \m/




Roger That !



Denny's - Mobsters Need A Serious Breakfast
This is one thing I've always thought would be funny in a Mobster movie, Denny's delivers !





Hulu's Superbowl Commercial

Featuring Alec Baldwin, Alec announces the twisted secret behind Hulu at the end of the commercial.





Godaddy.com's Enhanced Commercial

Girl, are you enhanced ? Godaddy.com "ENHANCED" Commercial with Danica Patrick




Monster.com's Need A New Job ?

Hilarious !!!





Careerbuilder.com - Time For A New Job !

Very convincing.... Haha




Mr and Mrs. Potatoes Bridgestone style !
The Potatoes hehehe... seems like Mr. Potatoes had enough of the yapping.






Alright these 2 commercials to follow are movie trailers, but for two awesomely awesome actors.

First up,


Land Of The Lost - Starring Will Farrell

Will Farrel, Enough said !




Year One - Starring Jack Black and Michael Cera
Oh yea look around for MCLOVIN !!!






On with more commercials to kick your ass,


Bud Light - Conan O'Brien Swedish Commercial

Conan gets tricked into doing a commercial thinking it will only air in Sweden, little did he know about the superbowl




The Power Of The Crunch - Doritos

The title says it all !





The Chase - Audi

Featuring British kick arse actor, Jason Statham, who brings you decades of car chases in a minute !



Death Meets Taxes - H&R Block Commercial

Death and Taxes, seems like an inevitable meeting.





Heroes Of The Gridiron

Heroes cast challenges NFL superstars to a match... che'yeah !




One More Godaddy.com ad

Danica Patrick cant help it




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Alright that pretty much sums up the "Off Topic" post, there will be more to come, down the line...because there will be more interviews, reviews and metal news to look forward to very soon ( Haha )....

I'll leave you with this video made by SNL actors Andy Samberg and Jorma Taccone for their band Lonely Island, which also includes Akiva Schaffer

Jizz In My Pants

Featuring guest appearances by Molly Sims, Jamie Lynn Sigler, and Justin Timberlake.

from their debut album "INCREDIBAD"